Thursday, March 12, 2009

How Do You Hide a Dollar From A Radiologist?

Financial security tips from Movin' Meat:

How do you hide a dollar from a radiologist?

Pin it to the patient.

How do you hide a dollar from a surgeon?

Put it in a textbook.

How do you hide a dollar from an internist?

Put it under a surgical dressing.

How do you hide a dollar from a plastic surgeon?

Ah, that's a trick question: there is no way to hide a dollar from a plastic surgeon!

But wait, there's more!

To find out several ways to hide a dollar from an ER doc, check out the comments on the original post. My favorite is the suggestion by scalpel...

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